Wear The F**cking Mask (free download)

From the “this is not a request” and “I ain’t even playing” files. #wearamask #socialdistancing #covid19

May 2020

This is the part where I say typically something warm and fuzzy, but definitely not today. I was going to wait until Friday, 01 May 2020 to post this as my free download for the month, but the reported 56,649 deaths in the U.S. and 211,00 deaths worldwide in just months as of my writing this today made me realize that no one can wait.

The free poster download is one of those rare instances when I say “life-or-death” situation, I am not joking one bit, or unlike someone infamous, “being sarcastic”.

Click on image to open/download.

This is one of those items I create that draws a line; a very big, loud, at least two meters/six feet/just stay the hell way back from me lines. What you do with your own life is your own business. When it comes to COVID-19, I honestly do not care why you believe the topic in this piece needs to be discussed. Because if you are not social distancing from me or wearing a mask in my presence, you will not be allowed near me and I honestly will not give you any of my time or attention. This is not up for discussion. It is that simple.

My life, and my choice. Know that I also live with two other people who are in high risk groups, and unlike those who won’t wear masks and won’t currently stay out of my orbit, I am gravely (not a pun, but dead f**cking serious) concerned about their health and well-being and do not wish to be a carrier because you believe your potentially carrying a deadly and highly contagious disease we have no cure for is a reason to go the hair salon.

An image you can share on social media, designed for cell phones.

The poster can be printed at most copy shops for around $1.50 USD each. Click on the image to open the PDF file.

Stay safe, support those on the front lines and under no circumstances inject/injest cleaning products/bleach, stick a light bulb up your ass or take dangerous and unproven drugs out of fear.

Love to you all.

Ben “Daddy Ben Bear” Brown Jr.

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